Fall has fell! … The Geezer’s on the road again.


I hear Willie singing, "On the road again"

I hear Willie singing, “On the road again”

 

Fall is in the air! It’s only 92 degrees today and the humidity is 78%. Well, that’s better than its been. It means the holidays are coming and, best of all, the election will be over! It’s also traveling season for us as the Geezer starts his appearance schedule after his hip replacement.

Dogfucius has some bits of wisdom for the upcoming season.

Advice to does. A horny deer and a horny dear both must be approached with great caution unless one wishes to be horned. Approach a horny deer from downwind for best success when hunting. Approach a horny dear from upwind for nostril relief. (Hunting these is not necessary.)

Do not discuss going to Grandma’s house for Thanksgiving with any of your turkey friends.

Buy stock in insane asylums. The election will be over soon and overcrowding will be a problem.

I suggest humans with white chimneys post the following sign on Christmas Eve: “Santa, this is not our outhouse.”

Men, do not argue with your spouse about who will be the back half of your Halloween costume if you’re going dressed as a horse. You are what you are.

Speaking of horse rumps – My human, the lovable old Geezer, will be signing books at the On Point Book Fair tomorrow. If you’re in the Tampa, Florida area, he’ll be at the Westshore Plaza 10AM until (ugh) 9PM. Look for the sign with DL Havlin printed on it and the Geezer wearing his black Stetson.

 

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14 thoughts on “Fall has fell! … The Geezer’s on the road again.

  1. hello sandy its dennis the vizsla dog hay wow that is eksaktly how tucker yoozed to ride in the car he wood put his hed on dadas showlder and watch the wurld go by!!! me i prefer to kerl up on the seet and preetend i am sayf at home!!! ha ha ok bye

      • Dear beautiful Sandy, that would be lovely, but my new release is not up yet, but when it is I would love a review. Delphi Altair is available now. Please choose either Delphi Altair or Garrett’s Bones. I think Sandy would like Delphi Altair: Strange Beginnings much better than Garrett’s Bones. I wish I could pay for the book but Amazon does not allow that. I am planing a free give a way soon and when I do I will let you know. Thank you! Karen 🙂

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