Sometimes I’m so happy I could just s _ _ t!


“Sometimes I’m so happy I could just s – – t!

I finally was able to get to the computer to write a post! The Geezer has been so busy he’s hogged the keyboard ever since Christmas. The old boy is finishing two books. He’s doing a final edit on one and completing the last chapters on the other.  The months of December through April are Snow Bird season so that means he’s busy on the speaker’s circuit. Most “events” are held during that period because there are up to a third more folks that can attend.

It’s also the season he gets to enjoy seeing his long-lost schoolmates and friends. The old boy really loves that. He’s had three visits in the last four weeks.

You’d think this would give me more, not less, opportunity to blog. Nope. Two things have occurred to keep this from happening. First, because he’s been so busy, he has switched to a lap top and takes it with him. Second, and this one I can’t even complain about, he has been able to take me with him on a lot of events lately. If I complain about that, all the moaning and grousing about being left at home will have been wasted.

My two favorite friends in the neighborhood are away on trips. Manny, the Chichichua is off on a cruise through the Panama canal. It will be a while before he or Sarge comes back. Sarge is my German Shepard friend who is visiting relatives in Colorado for a month of skiing. I can see his humans on skis, but even though Sarge is an athlete that vision is a bit much. That leaves Fifi and Lucy. Fifi is the typical conceded Poodle who knows everything and has done everything better than you and Lucy the Cocker Spaniel owns a mouth that may be the first perpetual motion machine ever invented. It is tough spending time with them. I try, but boredom is better.

Being careful to avoid complaining about all the travelling, I told the Geezer, “Geezer I’m bored. Can’t you find a way to let me get some computer time? I’m tired of doing nothing.”

“Why are you unhappy? Seems to me you have it very good. All you have to do is watch the Osprey’s nest across the street, see the mullet jump in the canal, sleep on your cushions, and ride with me when I go to speak. You like all those things, don’t you?”

“Well, yes.”

The old boy had me boxed in and he knew it. “So, you should be happy, right?”

“Right.”

“Good.”

You know, sometimes I’m so happy I could just s _ _ t!

 

Note: Come see the Geezer and me at Pioneer Park in Englewood, Florida tomorrow. He’ll be there all day.

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6 thoughts on “Sometimes I’m so happy I could just s _ _ t!

  1. If being happy is the key to being able to s***, then i think there are a lot of older folks who would benefit from being happier! Well, if the marketing campaigns are to be believed, anyway!

    • Hi Daiseyfae,
      Oh yes. I would highly recommend the happy part. The marketing campaigns … not so much. I consider you a sharp tool. What do you think? Can you believe folks pay someone to produce some of the commercials on TV and in print. Sorry, I’ve seen Three Stooge movies that make them look serious. ……… I love humor … if that’s the intent.

      • i try to pay attention to any media attempts to manipulate my thinking and behavior – whether advertising or news or documentary. if i find myself becoming emotionally charged, angry, tears, etc. i try to go back to the source – ask myself ‘what behavior are they trying to get from me?’ So my response to the Metamucil ads? i just eat more veggies and drink more water! A good long walk doesn’t hurt either!

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