Hey! I’m not on the Biden diet!
Inflation! It even affects we canines! I happened to meet with a few of the neighborhood members of the dogs only Hambone Chowder & Marching Society. We compared notes. It seems many of our households are so impacted by the stupidity coming out of Washington that some of my canine friends are on reduced rations or…none at all. You can be a fly on the wall and listen to part of what my brothers and sisters had to say:
“It is simply so embarrassing I don’t want to bark about it,” Fifi, our debutante poodle oozed indignation.
I asked, “What’s got your panties in a wad?”
“Would you believe my humans are adding dried food to my Freshpet? My taste buds are delicate — I am not sure they will survive.”
“Stop complaining,” Rex the Rottweiler growled, “They put me on dry food two months ago. At first, they poured some broth over it, so it didn’t hurt my gums. Now they stopped doing that.”
Everybody looked around at everyone else. Believe me, there were no wagging tails.
“I guess it’s affecting all of us. I don’t like to complain, but my humans haven’t bought my Milk Bone treats for the last three weeks. I feel deprived.” Lucy, a Cocker Spaniel, told the truth about the high cost of bones. She lied about not wanting to complain. She loves to do that.
Whiskey Girl is a Visla and always thinks of solutions. “I’ve tried sitting with my back to the bowl when my humans tried feeding me the bargain brand. My hunger strike only lasted a day. Has anybody figured out a protest that works?”
Our resident Jack Russell woofed, “No! My sure-fire method to get my way is to sit and stare at them. It always works…until now.”
“You guys shouldn’t complain,” Manny our Chihuahua whimpered, “My humans always said I could live on a peanut a week. I think, they think, that’s real.”
“That’s horrible!” I yelped.
“You Goldens do have a heart,” Spot our streetwise Mongrel said.
I asked, “What are you eating now?” Spot just looked away.
“Our humans have to do something about this!” I growled. “My humans, the Geezer and Mrs. G, are writing to Congress.”
Rex volunteered, “My humans say they think they’ll burn Washington…Just as soon as they can afford the gas to do it.”
On a serious note, don’t forget the least powerful
members of our families. Be sure they’re cared for during
these tough times!
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